www.theblisspages.com - maasdamabout the Large Hadron Collider:
The 4.4 billion pound project aims to discover new particles and discover more about the Big Bang.
The 27 kilometre ring uses about 1,600 super-cooled electromagnets - or collimators - to guide protons round and eventually smash them together at 99.9998% of the speed of light, possibly creating mini black holes (or singularities).
They have managed to circulate proton beams both clockwise and anti-clockwise. It was to have been 21 October when they first accelerated two proton beams travelling in opposite directions to their full energy of 7 teraelectronvolts, and smashed them head on.
Nobody really knows what will happen then, with some scientists thinking it heralds the end of the world by quasar or black hole eating the planet from the inside, and others postulating the possibility of time-travel.
However, on 19 September, a failure, known as a quench, caused one hundred magnets to heat up by around 100 degrees and a tonne of liquid helium to leak into the tunnel. That section of the LHC will have to be warmed to room temperature before repair can be effected, then cooled back to 1.9 Kelvin (-271C; -456F). This will take about two months, but the collider is not used during the high-tariff winter months - it uses 120 megawatts - so Christmas is back on!
In Switzerland
The Maasdam cheese is full of holes
They say they use a tiny pole -
How stupid do they think we are?
They've got a singularity
They keep it on a leash
and if anyone annoys them
The war will be quite brief.
The truth is scary, and stranger yet:
The scientists in CERN have got a pet
Its mood is dark, bite worse than bark
They just don't know what to call it yet.
The womb was the Large Hadron Collider
Humming as the protons rushed around
And the sperm, Higgs boson particles
Their appearance quite profound.
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